For those who appreciate funny adult humor with a medieval twist, "Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards" is the perfect way to say "eat a bag of dicks" without breaking character. Styled in an old-world font, this design combines inappropriate laughs with regal sass. Whether you’re roasting friends or holding court, this one is a timeless classic for those with a sharp tongue and a bold sense of humor. ⚔️📜 Printed on our sturdy 100% cotton long sleeve T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury cotton/poly vintage heather blend for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.