A funny faux parody newspaper delivery service inspired by Johnny Gasparini, the paperboy that terrorized Lane Meyer in the 1985 cult classic movie, Better Off Dead. I want my two dollars! Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton/poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.